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I am Better than Your Kids! The best Art Criticism you’ll see today

Maddox, computer programmer and legendary art critic from www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/‎ reviews childrens pictures. And the results are amazing. He has this to say:

If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I’ve taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I’ll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:

The very angry man at "I am Better than Your kids" grades random folks' children's photos...

The very angry man at “I am Better than Your kids” grades random folks’ children’s photos…

But we haven't seen one yet that got an A or B....

But we haven’t seen one yet that got an A or B….

nope not even a C or D.....

nope not even a C or D…..

 

in fact there's a recurring theme with these grades..

in fact there’s a recurring theme with these grades..

oops

oops

Hairy firetruck!

Hairy firetruck!

 

 

Oh very dear. You can submit on his website but you have been warned!

Oh very dear. You can submit on his website but you have been warned!

 

racist aged 8!?

racist aged 8!?

 

 

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  1. The only time anger is acceptable is when it is used to hilarious effect, like here! And yes, these people submitted their kids’ drawings to the website and you still can!

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